Me: Where did you get this prescription skin cream?
Me, thinking: WHAT? Is his dad taking him to a pot shop?
Me: Um, what?
Sam: The teen health center.
Me: OHHHHHHHH! OK, then.
Me: I thought you were using a compound found in marijuana…
Me: You know, THC, tetrahydrocannabinol…
Sam: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Me: Don’t mind me. I’m just being a nerdy, paranoid mom.