Bacon knew the fat man couldn’t resist her. She flaunted her curvaceous figure which glistened in the light. His eyes bulged and his nostrils flared as they took in her smoky scent. One shot of cholesterol was all it took. He collapsed into a plate of pancakes. Bacon fled the scene, chased by a mob brandishing forks and knives. She hid in the deli drawer under a package of string cheese. They found her there later, turned rank and grey. Despite her pleas for leniency, they tossed her to the dogs. This goes to show there’s no bacon for mercy.
Challenge: A fable from the meat department
Limit: 100 words